Life

The main problem with life is that it's too expansive.

You start with "I'm here", on this planet.

And it just escalates from there until everything is way too big.

Solution? Nuke everything else.

Drinking

I want to be drunk forever.

I want everything ever to have a nice fuzz to it.

And so I can't think properly.

Life would be more awesome.

The game

Fuck Germany.

It was a good game all round, but still. Fuck Germany.
First they beat England, so I dislike them.
Then they beat Argentina, my backup team, so I dislike them.
And now they beat Uruguay, so I dislike them.

It's not a particular affection for Uruguay. I just dislike Germany.

Pandas.

People should messing with pandas.

I can only imagine pandas are the awkward nerds of the animal kingdom. Look at them, they've got constant black eyes like God himself bullied the poor fuckers, and they've all got pot bellies.

If they were human they'd just spend their days at home furiously masturbating and watching anime. Otherwise known as being me.
So leave pandas the fuck alone, you're just exacerbating an already bad social situation.

I've drawn a diagram to prove my point.

This website made me depressed

I can barely pull the funny anyway.

This website has not helped.

Good comic.

http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/

We love you very much.

It's funny because the real one killed people